Innovative translation agency for animals
Do you know that animals are communicating between each other? This is the universal language of the animals which cannot be understood by people. I am a zoologist and I spent my whole life on a research how the animals communicate. The outcome of my long-term investigation is unbelievable! All of the living creatures have their own, universal language. What is more, I am able to decode it! My innovative computer software is able to translate animal language into human one! Right now I am working on the final updates to my software, hoping that bigger company will buy it. My plan is to open a translation agency for animals. You probably think I am bonkers, but I really have a plan! Wouldn"t you like to know what is you cat or dog saying? This service will be expensive at the beginning, but hopefully it should became more popular in the future. It depends if I get a sponsorship for my project and translation agency. I"ve called few companies, but no one believed me that I have a translation tool for animals. Most of them were saying that I am drunken.. Finally, one person seemed to be interested therefore I hope I will success! This discovery will be huge! What do you think about this idea? Does it sound crazy for you?